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Once upon a time there was an evil pedophile.

One day this most evil pedophile decided to visit the house of one Tenchi Masaki.

Upon breaking into the house, the reviled one grabbed the cute and innocent Princess Sasami of Jurai. So intent on the doing of vile deeds was he, that the pedophile forgot that the Princess was not the only one in the house.

A fact that was immediately made clear when Azaka and Kamidake proceeded to capture him in their force fields and bombard him with 10,000 Gigawatts of electricity.

The quite singed pedophile managed to stumble outside, where Ryoko and Ayeka were waiting, having come to a temporary truce.

Ayeka summoned her royal force field and demonstrated how to make a naughty tentacle attack on a male.

Ryoko settled for good old-fashioned high intensity energy beams.

The now rather beaten and much burned pedophile then discovered that Ryo-ohki was rather peeved at him for trying to attack her friend when she appeared overhead in battleship mode and let loose a full broadside.

A Giant Tanuki Statue that crushed the mangled pervert a moment later let him know that Little Washu wasn't pleased either.

Then Tenchi summoned forth the Three Wings of the Light Hawk and got medieval what was left of the pedophile.

When Mihoshi finally arrested him, the remains of what had once been an abnormal human being started thanking his lucky stars, believing that the hurting would stop.

That stopped when the Detective First Class “accidentally” shot him with her giant laser bazooka.

Whimpering in agony, the much-abused pedophile wondered how things could get any worse.

That's when he found out that he was being sent to Funaho and Misaki, Sasami's mother.

And the one soon to be experiencing a fate much worse then death started to scream and scream.

And there was much rejoicing.

The End

—Shade (Who really enjoyed writing that)

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Last revision: May 21, 2007